You know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.Feel my t-shirt, it’s made of boyfriend material.If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.Wow, when god made you he was showing off.I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you're the gratest.If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror).Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!.Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.If you were a steak you would be well done.Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.Pick up lines can also be sweet, cheesy pick up lines are more emotional and make use of cute compliments to make somebody smile. You know, I think you may be the sole reason for global warming.Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?.Is summer over? Because I’m about to 'fall' for you!.Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.I need to complain to spotify, because you must be this weeks hottest single.Is your name ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling n my stomach makes me want to take you out.My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can't hold it in.Are you religious? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!.Are you from China? Because I'm China get your number.My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?.Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.Did you swallow magnets? Cause you're attractive.

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?.Could you call it for me to see if it rings? There is something wrong with my phone.I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!.Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.Are you Israeli? Cause you Israeli hot.Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?.I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!.Do you like science because I've got my ion you.Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte.You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!.If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Are you craving Pizza? Because I’d love to get a pizz-a you.

If you were a Transformer, you'd be 'Optimus Fine'.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.

If you are brave enough to use these pick up lines to start chatting to somebody, you will either get a laugh back from the guy or girl or they may just roll there eyes and walk away - goodluck!īefore making somebody roll there eyes and walk away from you, let's start with some simple funny pick up lines which are just made to make somebody laugh. We would like to warn you some of these pick up lines are very cringy. Pick up lines of all shapes and sizes have been used for years as a conversation opener, now with the added situation of online dating our list can provide a quick to access resource of pick up lines to start a new conversation with somebody. As mentioned by the definiton, pick up lines often do not work but that is mainly due to the funny half-jokingly nature. So what's a pick up line? A pick up line, also referred to as a chat-up line, according to is defined as 'A planned effort (which usually doesn't work) to start a conversation with a stranger'. If you are looking to pick up somebody at the bar or if you are swiping on tinder trying to find your dream partner, start your conversation with one of these funny pick up lines. We have created a list of the best pick up lines, these cheesy lines are great for either guys or girls.

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